Shreked

to get jacked up or badly damaged

I was shreked after the wave smacked my head of the sand, and left me with scars on my face.

by CactusKid August 5, 2014

Shreked

The act of making love to someone, then immediately leaving afterwards to watch Shrek.

Guy 1: "Did you stay at her house last night?"
Guy 2: "Nah bro, I totally Shreked her!"

by happyscadums December 8, 2017

get shreked

Basically it's another way to say go fuck yourself.

"Yo Joe, get shreked"

by abbyhenderson January 1, 2016

Shreked

The act of inserting green food coloring into your dick hole, and then nutting green on a girls face.

Bro, I shreked on this girl last night... she didn't even see it coming.

by XXSavage69 March 6, 2018

Shreked

Getting so Schwasted and/or wrecked, that you think you are in a swamp

Bro last night I got so shreked I was telling people to get out of my swamp

by TheRealD_A September 8, 2019

shreckled

when you absolutely obliterate somebody so bad that they cry like a little bitch

for example you beat someone at cup pong in one turn, you say get shreckled

by shrek and shaggy October 9, 2019

Shreked

When you take a watery shit so bad it wrecks the toilet causing it to resemble Shreks swamp

i shreked my toilet after eating all those wings last night

by SweetLifeOfBlackAndChody December 1, 2019