shreck

how dare you betray our holy ogerlord by spelling his name wrong

shreck: *kills you cutely*

by poop in my pants grant February 11, 2021

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A fucking god

Did you see Shreck? No. He is too godly for my eyes

by anonymous February 18, 2023

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Shtetl is green. He lives in a swamp and is stalked by a talking donkey. He is the king. Respect OGs (short for ogres)

I was walking through the park and saw Shreck eating his lunch

by SuchAGenius October 16, 2021

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i was only 9 years old when i watched the first shreck movie, i liked it so much i bought all merchandise. And every night before sleep i prayed to schreck, shreck is love, i said, shrek is live. My father heard that and called me a faggot, he was just jealous for my devotion to shrek. I called him a bitch, he slapped me and sent me to sleep. its cold, i am crying, my face hurts soooooo much. i feel a warmth coming slowly at me, i feel an arm on my leg, i turn around its shreck, i am so happy, he whispers in my ear this is my swamp. he grabs me and puts me on all my fours. i am ready, i spread my cheeks for shreck, he penetrates my ass. IT HURTS SOO000000 MUCH. i press against his force, i want to pleasure him. it hurts s00000000 much. my eyes are watering, i feel my ass falling apart. he lets out a loud scream, when he fills my ass with his love. my father walks in and sees it. shreck looks at him, directly in his eyes and says: everything is over, and goes out my window. shreck is love, shreck is live.

If you miss this shot you don't believe that shreck is life

by 2pumpsaway6969 April 8, 2025

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