spawning seahorse

The seahorse is performed when a sexual act takes place snorkeling in a body of water ( pool, ocean, lake, sinks-for little people). Once ejaculation is about to be reached the penis is removed from the orifice of sexual choice the female is pushed below the water surface and the ejaculate is released down her snorkel.

This can also serve as a good source of protein for the female if stranded at sea.

On a cruise in the mediterranean I met a real freak just south of Sicily. We spent the day snorkeling, the passion was hot and she suggested that I provide her with a mouthful of my manhood. Lets just say that I'm glad the snorkel was extralarge. As she guzzled down my lost offspring I embraced the moment and that was when the spawning seahorse was born.

by theorighotcarl August 3, 2010

Shwaning

When an old man tries to look up a young girls skirt without her noticing

A: I saw that perv shwaning that teenager!

B: Someone really should report him

by Jwc June 3, 2013

shauning

The act of spending countless hours in a hot tub and drinking heavily until all the bitches leave. The more drunk you are, the better you're doing.

I spent the afternoon shauning at the Sandpiper Beacon.

by JSling June 18, 2008

shawning

verb. liking multiple people; not being able to decide between crushes; being a dickhead; being a serious flirt

Guy: I like you.
Girl: I like you too!
Guy: But I don't want to date you yet I have to decide between Jessica, you, Molly and Taylor. Sorry.
Girl: You're a shawning dickhead!

by shawning.ashul101 March 30, 2009

Shraining

When precipitation is between a mixture of snow and rain.

I wish is would either snow or rain....All it's doing now is shraining

by KennySugarman October 22, 2019

scrawping

To lie down in a position that looks uncomfortable, but is actually very comfy. This is usually done whilst bored and infront of the TV, and can be enhanced by wearing scraping clothes such as very baggy tracky bottoms or/and a dressing gown.

Jonny was lying face down on the sofa, with 1 leg on the floor, the other leg up the back of the sofa, 1 arm tucked under his chest and the other flopped on the coffee table, he was watching the 2nd repeat of the A Team on Bravo that day, and was wearing a pair of tracky B's made for an indian elephant.
Jonny is excellent was scrawping at home.
Jonny was enjoying a bloody good scrawp!
Jonny is right scrawper

by A Greenway March 5, 2008

Shearning

Shearning is when you get kicked out of a nightclub for wetting yourself

“Oh no I’m Shearning”

by Filthy George October 17, 2019