A cross between, or combined use of, shanking and spanking. Usually performed during or after a sexual encounter; in most cases by accident, however, some are out of anger or disappointment at a preceding exchange of sex that just occurred and left one or both participants unhappy and unsatisfied. A person may shpank their partner by spanking them with the sharp end of a knife, thus stabbing them in the butt, and leaving for an incredibly awkward and painful night. A shpank can also be performed on accident by an attempted shanking that missed, due to confusion of butt location due to saggy pants.
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Saucy or sexy way of saying Thank-you; To imply giving a spanking in return for something you've just been givin as opposed to just saying thank-you
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Saucy or sexy way of saying Thank-you; To imply giving a spanking in return for something you've just been givin as opposed to just saying thank-you
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They also produce Shoodles (too much material to be sandals, not enough to be shoes) and Cojacks (to warm to be a jacket, not warm enough to be a coat)
They also produce Shoodles (too much material to be sandals, not enough to be shoes) and Cojacks (to warm to be a jacket, not warm enough to be a coat)
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