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Oct 26th Punch your shortest friend day

The day where you can punch your shortest friend
The day finally came Lewis can punch his shortest friend Mack because it’s oct 26th punch your shortest friend day
by Pmyplease October 24, 2019
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Shortest Books in the World

books that are really short because they don't have much, if any material.
Books written about, or not capable of being written about, oxymoronic subjects.
Titles often reveal deep-seated prejudices, or sometimes just plain silliness.
Here are prime examples of the Shortest Books in the World:
Italian War Heroes
German Humor
Polish Culture
Mexican Sanitation
Canadian Confidence
English Cuisine
Belgian Relevance
Blacks I have met while yachting
Ponzi Schemes Not by Jews
French Heroes
Swiss Menschen
Fun Politically Correct People
Practicing Responsible Sexuality for African Americans
Rational Democrats
Compassionate Republicans
Catching Jumbo Shrimp
A History of Military Intelligence
by Ozmandia August 2, 2009
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ShortStack

"A short girl, usually 5'4" or shorter, with an impressive bust or hip size, almost out of proportion to the size of her body. Shortstacks are usually curvy ranging from bust to ass.
i love shortstack weman what can i say?
by Actual Shortstack March 14, 2023
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Snortport

Nickname for Northport, NY because of high drug use.
yo snortport got some ill yayo
by iSNIFFoxycottin June 26, 2009
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Shitposter

Meme God or Goddess. Usually dedicated their lives to sharing memes and making others laugh and/or offended. 10/10 recommend having one in your life.
“Dude, your memes are so funny. You’re my favourite shitposter”
by MiriahtheAnn October 5, 2020
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Canadian Shortstop

unexpectedly fingering the butthole during a more typical sexual activity; between second and third bases
Hey Dana, don't let that hockey player Canadian shortstop you!
by queenbeardIII May 1, 2009
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