Slobertunity

The opportunity to slob on one's knob

that drunk girl is a major slobertunity.

by Mr. long nipps July 13, 2012

shober

The mental clarity of skinny shoroity girls between their first and second wine coolers.

No Ossifer, I've only had two shmirnoff ice coolers. I'm shtill shober!

by BlogJuana.com April 1, 2003

shibert

A literary word that can be used both in formal or informal conversations when complaining, criticizing, complementing, describing...etc.

Note: could be an adjective, adverb, verb, noun, conjunction...everything.

Your friend: My mom just died yesterday
You: Shibert
The Shibertly book
Stop shiberting
Come Shibert with me

by Genius Penguin March 3, 2021

Mrs. Shubert

A stupid teacher who hails Hitler daily and supports racism.

"My teacher was Mrs. Shubert and I'm a black Jew"

by Big Dingus Chris November 13, 2021

sobertard

An comeback expression used primarily by low-functioning alcoholics to describe any individual who is not under the influence of alcohol at all times irregardless of other substance or lack thereof.

I drink and drive. Cope harder sobertards.

by BrickNoms October 17, 2021

slobert

A man who lays around all day and is afraid to talk to girls.

Dude, you are such a slobert, stop blushing and just talk to her already.

by Blue_Devil736473821 December 16, 2009

shober

Verb: To make someone suddenly 'sober up' or 'get clean' by showing that person the stupid, shocking, and embarrassing things he/she did while drunk and/or stoned.

"Man! Joe was messed up last night!"
"Yeah, I know... but I shobered him up this morning with a picture of of him dancing on the bar with his pants down to his ankles. He said he was NEVER going to drink tequila again! Now if we could just figure out how to get his arrest record erased."

"Shhhh... Quiet... Jane has a terrible hangover and is showbering up looking at the YouTube videos we posted of her trying to find her car in the parking lot last night outside the club."

by DrPeace November 29, 2011