shmuck

The Part of Your Cock cut off during curcumscion

Guy-Look wat i got
Guy2-What the fuck is it
Guy-Its a shmuck (Puts in Guys2 mouth)
Guy2-Dude thats fuckin gross thats someones cock
Guy-I know its mine

by CaRiLlO September 21, 2005

shmuck

shmuck is the foreskin after circumsition

1)i suffocated my friend with a dirty shmuck.
2)i wish i had a magic shmuck.
3)look i found a cheesy shmuck under my pillow.
4)jews eat their shmuck on their 13th birthday (shmuckday).
5)i pickled my shmuck to feed it to my pet girraffe.
6)bangers and shmuck.

by rasheedi. December 28, 2005

shmuck

Actually, contrary to the dirty minded people, a 'shmuck' is the collective noun for jellyfish...or so my English teacher told me.

"LOOK! It's a shmuck of jellyfish! Look at them bob."

by Shpig May 3, 2006

shmuck

another way of saying a male's genitilia i.e. a dick

paul is such a shmuck!

by abraham solomon January 15, 2004

shmuck

A penis rarely larger than most.

by Kaitlyinn May 2, 2003

shmuck

as told to me by a 90 year old jew: DIRTY PENIS

Girl I wouldn't touch his dick with a ten foot pole and dishwashin gloves-thats one skanky shmuck.

by Leah February 21, 2003

shmuck

a very large infected penis

I would'nt suck that shmuck

by tiana fata October 9, 2003