shmeestered

to get drunk out of your mind; get "destroyed" from alcohol; 'Hammered'

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We're gonna get so shmeestered this weekend, I can't wait.

We just bought $400 dollars worth of alcohol; we're getting shmeestered tonight.

"What did you do last night?"
"I don't remember, i was shmeestered."

by ALAINR August 24, 2011

Shmeez

Name for any device containing nicotine and/or the act of hitting a nicotine device and/or the idea of a good ass buzz

"Where's the shmeez"
"I will after this shmeez"
"Please sir, may I shmeez"

by chiefin-doobies October 2, 2018

sheperd

a strict teacher at your school that likes to punish you and is a compulsive liar with a fishy odour aka fishy fanny

Girl 1: UGH, I'm so annoyed !
Girl 2: I got 3 detentions today, she's at it again!
Boy 1: Who?!
Girls: SHEPERD THE FISHY BITCH!

by greenblazer March 31, 2019

shmeetum

An absolute Latin prodigy. He will learn any word in 1 repetition or less. He is a master of everything academic related. He doesn’t even need to try to become top of his class because all the others are below him.

Dude look Shmeetum is walking down the hall. I hope he will acknowledge me.

by GO_SHMEETUM July 2, 2019

leo shepel

a whinny little bitch who likes too annoy people.

hes such a fucking leo shepel

by The smartasss June 7, 2016

shmeeg

a really awesome person
a great word to say that describes any situation
a hottie

that tall girl and her short friend are total shmeegs
bro 1: dude that party was a total rager
bro 2: yeah shmeegs i know!

by rangstorffandmiddlefield January 3, 2011

shmeence

A word with multiple meanings, can be used in a derogatory sense or as a greeting, or as a way to describe your behaviour from the previous day. Can be shortened to eence for similar effect

Dude, i was so shmeenced last night!

Oh Hi shmeence

That girl has got such a shmeence face bet she takes it up the shmeence

by shmeence2012 June 10, 2011