shmiggy

the act of shooting up heroin and PCP into one's penis. originating from northern California's central coast

yo, i was at the club gettin shmiggy with it last night and now i got mad shmig dick

by ekv frnhfir March 23, 2009

smeggy lips

Forget to clean your weapon and your girl gets down on her knees... She will most likely experience smeggy lips. A light coating of the yellow substance commonly known as Smeg on the upper and lower lips.

Singular: Smeg
"Hey look shes got smeggy lips from that guy!"
"I don't like that guy, probably gives his girl smeggy lips."
"Did you hear, Jason gave Mollie smeggy lips! Thats why you always wash it"

by imProsper May 6, 2014

shmeggnog

A mixture of eggnog and smegma promoted in movie theatres by Coca-Cola

Coca-cola has really gone down hill since they introduced shmeggnog

by saltcityjohn April 21, 2018

Shmegger

A skinny man with a hunch back, very long and sharp chin, big and angular nose, usually dark hair and long pointy fingers reaching out at you. Usually yelling something to the degree of “COME HERE YA FUCKING” with a extremely raspy yet high pitched voice. Something similar to the voice you would hear when playing Cod Zombies and you get a instakill.

So I was walking down the streets of Paris last night and out of the ether came a conniving shmegger and he chased me while yelling “COME HERE YA FUCKING”

by Absurdwords July 19, 2022

smeggy

Hard cum crystallited on the mans un washed penis after sex.

Eww what's this smeggy on your dick who the other girl?

by you shall never know my name;) December 6, 2013

smeggypoo

Smeggypoo a tattood and peirced guy that is most notably known for increasing shoplifting figures by 20% in the year 2005 also known for stealing many licence plates within the oxon area during the three year war.The name Smeggypoo has been stuck to this poor fellow since the summer of 98 when his cousin changed his nickname from egghead to smeghead. Smeggypoo is a keen gamer and on searching the name on google you may see many entries under IGUK, Hunterlan, Youtube and myspace all being places smeggypoo hangs out. Smeg is a term derived from dick cheese and poo is another word for human excriment. so in total smeggypoo is actually dickcheeseshit. Smeggypoo is now a civil servant within the oxfordshire area providing many usful services to his local community. although the legend of smeggypoo will die of the name will always belong to him.

N00b :Wanna play some WiC
Smeggypoo : Nah ill own your ass

by Thomas Gregory November 14, 2007

smeggy

cool kid

guy 1: that guy is such a smeggy (cool kid)
guy 2: yes he is very cool

by sigma_grinder69 January 27, 2022