Someone who is quite cute, very lovable, and bashful at times. A shmee can be your best friend, boyfriend, or small dog. Shmee's can be stinky little guys and tend to blame his/her stink on others. Everyone has a shmee in their lives.
by Pismo Clams February 10, 2014
by k8y January 20, 2006
a term you use when you want to get a queers attention.... kinda like a friend of mine by the name of spencer. He is such a shmee.
by Slimslope May 11, 2006
by devilman99 July 16, 2011
"Nice Shmee, Barry Goldstein!"
"He insulted our family's mahtzah recipe, so I whipped him in the face with my shmee!"
"He insulted our family's mahtzah recipe, so I whipped him in the face with my shmee!"
by Shmurtis April 20, 2009
a person who does things like get wasted and vandalize apartments, lose their keys and ID when drunk, drink massive amounts of cheap vodka, and basically does a lot of stupid shit while having fun.
person 1: look at her she's so wasted she can't even walk up those stairs
person 2: ya, she's such a shmeeee!
person 2: ya, she's such a shmeeee!
by shmeeemerrr September 28, 2007
by P-town homie September 27, 2006