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shmee

Someone who is quite cute, very lovable, and bashful at times. A shmee can be your best friend, boyfriend, or small dog. Shmee's can be stinky little guys and tend to blame his/her stink on others. Everyone has a shmee in their lives.
Used in a sentence. "You're such a schmee" or "Hey guys! Look at that schmee" "shmee, i love you"
by Pismo Clams February 10, 2014
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shmee

me:shmee! i heard the most amazing thing yesterday!
friends: what??!!
by k8y January 21, 2006
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shmee

a term you use when you want to get a queers attention.... kinda like a friend of mine by the name of spencer. He is such a shmee.
"Look at that faggot over there"
"yeah he prolly sucks balls"
"talk about a real shmee"
by Slimslope May 18, 2006
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SHMEE

Most annoying sound to come from a teenagers mouth ever!!
If you say SHMEE one more time i am going to kill you!
by devilman99 July 17, 2011
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shmee

an uncircumcised penis. usually containing shmegma in the folds.
"Nice Shmee, Barry Goldstein!"

"He insulted our family's mahtzah recipe, so I whipped him in the face with my shmee!"
by Shmurtis April 19, 2009
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shmee

a person who does things like get wasted and vandalize apartments, lose their keys and ID when drunk, drink massive amounts of cheap vodka, and basically does a lot of stupid shit while having fun.
person 1: look at her she's so wasted she can't even walk up those stairs
person 2: ya, she's such a shmeeee!
by shmeeemerrr October 12, 2007
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shmee

Any type of feline, usually a domesticated house cat.
Jane has a cute shmee named Fat Joe. He looks like his brother, Jerald.
by P-town homie September 26, 2006
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