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God Shouter

A Born Again fundametalist Christian. Is often seen burning books or encouraging bans on

abortion while simultaneously supporting the death penalty.

Often overheard describing self as, "totally sold out for Christ" and asking, "Have you accepted the Lord Jesus Christ as your personal saviour?"
Believes the "secular world" is full of temptation and is the "work of Satan"

Believes rock and/or roll is "the voice of the Devil" and describes Marijuana as "the Devil's cabbage"
Abby, "Daddy, who was that strange man knocking on the door?"
Daddy, "That was Bob, our neighbor. He's invited us to bible study.

AGAIN.

Ugh. He's a TOTAL GOD SHOUTER, Christ, don't those people EVER take a fucking day off??"
Abby, "I don't have any idea what you are talking about, Daddy!"
Daddy, (rolls eyes), "If nothing else your consistent Babygirl"
Abby, "teehee oh DADDY!"
by Abby's Daddy October 1, 2019
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Monster Shouter

Based upon a character in Stephen King's "The Stand", a monster shouter is one who, for no reason other than their own belief that everything and everyone around them is part of a conspiracy which will surely bring about the world's end, takes to the streets, the internet and anywhere s/he can gain public voice to rail aloud that the end is coming and we are all surely doomed.
When the H1N1 flu virus hit the US en masse, monster shouters took to the streets proclaiming this was "judgement" and "the end of days".
by Dante's Infernal July 16, 2010
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Pinkie Salute

When girls hold up their pinkie fingers, to wag at a guy who has a small penis, doing so in humiliation.
That girl just gave the guy driving the Red Ferrari the pinkie salute! He must have a small dick.
by sarasplayroom.com March 7, 2009
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Sluteratops

An obese slut, usually loud. Stomps through buildings, making the ground shake. Typically breaks chairs when sitting down.
That sluteratops was at my house last night, and she broke my sofa when she sat down.
by Netic January 7, 2010
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goggle salute

Another way of waving,saying Hi!,saying thanks,acknowledging a compliment,whilst wearing goggles of any type doing any activity.The goggle salute is done by grasping the lower part of lense frame {right or left} with thumb and upper part with middle finger and moving goggle outwards about 1-2 cm a few times in a jaunty and care free fasion.Usualy accompanied with a smirk,eyebrow arch or other smart-ass look.
"Sebulba gave the un-ruly crowd a Goggle Salute before the start of the Boonta Eve Classic pod race."

" The leggy blonde gave me a sly smile as I rode passed on my Harley.I gave her a fast Goggle Salute then roared off."
by BEAS. June 4, 2007
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Saluted

extremely fucked up or high off weed, pills, or alcohol
Person A: How you feeling man?

Person B: Dude I'm saluted...
by 803 cKc January 28, 2009
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