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Jinngle shlop

When a guy runs around outside naked shaking his penis around and slapping people in the face with his penis.
Kyle: Whoa! A dude just jinngle shloped me!

Me: *points* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Guy: BAM!!!

Me: *Jinngle shloped* Damn!
by This little birdy July 24, 2010
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Cobble-shlopped

1.) (v.) Ruined in a material sense, screwed over.

2.) (v.) intercourse.

3.) (adj.) Extremely drunk

4.) (v.) To get drunk, The action of becoming intoxicated.

Cobble-shlopped, Cobble-shlopping, Cobble-shloppingly
1.) I'm cobble-shlopped, I lost all my money from the bet!

2.) I heard they cobble-shlopped all night.

3.) He was so cobble-shlopped after the party.

4.) We are all going to the bar for Cobble-shlopping!
by BananaMonkey123 February 22, 2008
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shlip shlop

Shlip shlop is what Bill Cosby says, indicating a sucking noise. (Most likely a cock)
"Are you bout to shlip shlop my puddin pop?"
by Boi_person May 21, 2016
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shlop

when its 3 am and ur feeling horny so u go to your little brothers room and ask for that gawk gawk 4000 and you end the night with his peepee in your bootyhole.
Me: Yo give me that shlop
Brother: Ok, say less
*shlop shlop gawk gawk bababooey*
Me: that was some good ass shlop. Thanks bro
Brother: anytime... step bro
by i LIKE SHLOP January 7, 2021
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shlop salad

When whatever you are doing or attempt to do become a buttfucking mess.(aka a total shit show)
Can all be used as the word to describe cumming on a girls pubes that contains lots of dingleberry like hard crunchy crouton bits, the cum is the dressing.
When your retard friend makes a shlop salad out of your plans.
Damn that guy dressed that girls shlop salad nicely.
by EXC DOGIICHEESE July 24, 2016
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Shlop

You are a shlop
by thecockwanker November 9, 2021
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Shleep Shlop

Your being a shleep shlop.
by Bajingus.Da-Ning-Ning October 30, 2019
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