Shlong

A penis so long you can tie it in a knot.

Bruh, my shlong is longer than yours.

by Jack Tenny September 24, 2018

Shlong

A small winky covered with flour.

Wow, Jessie look at my shlong!

by Arrec C. the Greatest December 2, 2004

shlong

Not just a general term for the male genitalia, but one that describes a penis with substantial length and girth.

Holy shit, check out the shlong on that porn star!! He's really packin' some meat!

by Aw yeah October 14, 2003

shlong

a shlong is a long penis that appeals to everyone. a nice shlong is 13+ inches. It seduces anyone and everyone in a 5km radius. shlongs are very rare so when u see one, let it touch you. Caress it. Enjoy it while it lasts.

mike- hey jim i heard you have a shlong
jim- yeah u wanna see?
mike- yeah
jim *shows shlong*
mike- instantly falls in love

by monet is that bitch June 28, 2020

shlong

extremly large dick. one that slaps your thighs

Oh my god Jimmy, your shlong is so large!!

by Bob Hingram November 12, 2003

shlong

a big dick.

matt really loved the guys shlong.

by haliebop October 10, 2008

shlong

Misspelling of the world "schlong," or penis. Probably derived from the German "schlange" for snake, which, pronounced in German, must have sounded like "schlong" to native English speakers.

Wow, that horse has got a pretty huge schlong. I don't know if those fifth graders on their field trip to the zoo should be seeing this.

by anonymous January 2, 2004