Shitmas List

The list of all the shit you have to buy for Christmas. This includes Christmas gifts, decorations, the tree, and any food for Christmas dinner or Christmas Eve dinner.

I can't believe how many gifts I still need to buy. It's going to take me forever to get everything on my Shitmas List.

Thanks to Cyber-Monday most of the stuff on my Shitmas List is taken care of. I can take off the rest of the Christmas season off from shopping.

by Monkey_Butler December 10, 2010

shitasstitfuckers

An exclamation that can be said in virtually any situation.

Guy 1: "Man, my great grandma died."
Guy 2 (sullenly): "shitasstitfuckers."

Example two
**2 Guy's favorite team wins super bowl**
Guys 1 and 2 high five simultaneously shouting "SHITASSTITFUCKERS"

by slivr33 November 21, 2010

Shitcasso

Someone who's never, ever, heard of a courtesy flush and chooses to leave a steamer just sitting in the bowl for the duration. Once they're done and gone their shitcasso is composed of different streaks and smears down the bowl for the next user to "observe and enjoy."

I had to take a gnarly shit and they dude before me left a heinous shitcasso

by Incinerator317 May 5, 2014

Shitastic

Something that is really horrible for someone, but really awesome and exciting for you.

Nurse Traci stated, "You can wake me up if some shitastic comes in the ED."

by purdymouth October 11, 2014

Shitass

A primordial deity that feels pleasure when manipulating mortals.

“Hey Shitass, wanna see me speed-bridge”

by anonymous November 1, 2020

_shinyasbread

it’s all milena’s fault

_shinyasbread is the cause of every problem i have

by mikaswife October 4, 2021

Shitastic

When you're day goes fantastically shitty. Or so shittly fantastic.

Damn.. my day has been shitastically amazing!

by TheListo October 25, 2010