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Dad : *Send Gifs*
Mom : this is a shitty ass gif. im demand a divorce

by Naufalicious December 5, 2024

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Your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired

If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.

For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."

Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!

by LordJenal December 17, 2023

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Granite Shitty

Nickname for the post-industrial wasteland, Granite City, on the East Side of the St. Louis Metropolitan area.

Yes, sir, may I see your driver's license and proof of insurance, please?... Oh, Granite Shitty. Your coming with us you drunken shit-bag.

by Recovering Granitite January 19, 2012

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get shitty

to get extremely drunk

lets go get shitty

by mullett December 21, 2002

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getting shitty

getting very drunk, aka 'shitfaced'

"It's been an awful week, and my only definate plans for Friday night are getting shitty."

by ladykatey January 1, 2006

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gobble a shitty stick

to slide your stick in and out a juicy rectum until it gets a nice patina. Then (and only then) it may be gobbled like a roast while you go "mh ya, you like to gobble that thing huh?" and she goes "mhh ya tastes so good.. could gobble all night long"

Na you ma girlfrend! A wont letyou gobble a shitty stick like that!

by mariaaa February 10, 2008

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Garden Shitty

AKA for Garden City, an undesirable place to live in Roanoke, Virginia.

Man, as soon as I get above minimum wage, I'm getting out of Garden Shitty.

I can't believe Wayne Newton's childhood home is in Garden Shitty.

Can he afford that boat? Sure he can, he lives nigger rich in Garden Shitty

by Miss N. Threegrand March 24, 2008

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