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Shishkabob

When one's penis is inserted into a woman too deeply.
Marie: John's dick was so huge last night. I'm so sore.
Joan: Oh man that sucks. Did John shishkabob you?
Marie: Yeah I felt like I was on top of a skewer the whole time.
by Senora Varges February 16, 2009
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shitstabber

A homosexual, the term derives from the mistaken idea that the anus, during anal sex, is full of shit this of course is usually not the case as male homosexuals usually practice an anema befor anal sex. The term obviously was invented by some moron who knows nothing about homosexuals, or someone who was unlucky to have heir only homosexual experience with a guy who was either into scat or simply doesn't care.
Come stab my shit with your meat dagger
by Anonymous October 19, 2003
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shishkabob

A sexual procedure in which a person inserts their penis into a chick's badonkadonk and pushes it all the way through so that it comes out her mouth. It is possible to also then shishkabob another chick, and another, and another all at once.

Yes, this does actually work.
Yo, I shishkabob'd three chicks last night at once!
Awesome, my record is four at once.

Tonight I'm gonna shishkabob Tark and AG at the same time. It's gonna be awesome.

Hey man, I can shishkabob so many chicks I'm a 1-man-orgy.
by punani patrol April 8, 2005
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Shishkabob

A shishkabob is when a man inserts his penis into a person's rectum, only to remove it and find that clumps of feces had stuck to his wiener.
Dude, I fucked my girlfriend right after she took a shit and she accidently gave me a shishkabob!
by ShishkabobPussyWagons July 25, 2010
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shitkaboo

an over dramatization of a situation
we had a big shitkaboo for president reagan's funeral.
by pete April 10, 2005
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shishkabob

verb,: to shishkabob is to impale a male's genitalia with any sharp pointy object, such as the pointy end of an umbrella or a skewer.
"dude did you hear about Ron?"
"no why"
"Cuz he hit on some chick the other day and she totally shishkabobed him"
by DJ Baggy April 29, 2008
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bumraping shitstabber

Check out Elton John, he’s a bumraping shitstabber
by David Atkinsonn April 21, 2006
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