shitosis

a disorder in which one cannot go poop in public restrooms. They are restricted to the home. If they are forced to use public restrooms, they feel extreme discomfort and often unable to perform.

Prah: I have to poop really bad...
Natalie: Then go!
Prah: I can't! I have shitosis!

by Laura & Tika October 20, 2008

shitshit

noun: busy work that you really don't want to do but it must be done otherwise you are screwed.

Pronunciation is off the tongue, very quickly and rapidly stated

Damn, I need to get a lil' shitshit done by tomorrow.

AGH you forgot to do the shitshit for homework!?!?! You're screwed dude, you may as well eat the shitshit now.

by bigdbag May 26, 2007

shitshatter

someone who shits on peoples doorsteps

that sneaky old shitshatter got me again found a deuce on my doorstep

by jimsacommunost March 4, 2009

shitshape

When something is not shipshape, i.e. it is in bad shape, is disorderly or untidy.

John: Boy, things aren't looking great over in Greece.

Sam: Yeah, their economy isn't in great condition.

John: More like shitshape condition.

by elefb November 12, 2011

Detective Shitshow

A term to describe someone who is dumb or annoying when they state/realize something obvious. Normally said sarcastically.

Dumb friend: Wait, humans are mammals!??!?
You: No way detective shitshow

by Legs4DaysAndDays November 18, 2022

shitos mitos

noun;
preferably used instead of swearing
most commonly stated during high-pressure situations.

"Shitos Mitos", I forgot to thaw the chicken.

by urstinkyunclesam March 21, 2022

shitshow

the state of drunkenness in which the drinker is euphoric, constantly dancing, vibing, or vogueing, professing their love for people they shared a night class with last semester, and completely oblivious to the awkward situations they create. usually accompanied by a strange "dance move" involving one hand over the face and the other high in the air; the hand holding the drink being the one up high, as it spills on those surrounding the drinker. the drinker may or may not remember his or her actions.

Caitlin: Did you see Eric last night?
Marlee: Oh, my God. Yes. He was a total shitshow.
Caitlin: Yeah, especially when he grabbed my hand and some girl I've never seen and begged for us to be best friends...
Marlee: Like I said, what a shitshow.

by brightxeyedxbabe April 16, 2009