shitfacing

posting on Facebook while drunk

I spent most of my night shitfacing.

by ringlord willie May 18, 2014

Shitnosing

The act of letting loose diarrhea into somebody's mouth, taping it shut, and tickling them until it shoots out their nose.

I heard he was doing some hard shitnosing at Friday's party.

by 321blacksmith November 29, 2012

Suitcasing

Verb. The action of ejaculating into one's rectum then proceeding to pack the entirety of their shirt into their semen-filled anus and allowing it to dry, effectively becoming a solid seal.

1. After a night of aggressive anal sex with Larry, Steve decided it would be a funny idea to suitcase him.

2. After 35 minutes of aggressive suitcasing by his partner, Charles discovered that no matter what he did, he could not remove the shirt from his rectum.

by Matthew Wolf October 16, 2008

Suitcasing

The professional term of shoving crutons up one's ass.

I went to Panera to prepare for suitcasing tonight.

by Liefarikson March 16, 2021

Shitgaming

Entertaining one's self with mobile applications while sitting on the toilet.

"Why has Devin been in there so long?"
"He's shitgaming. Maybe text him"

by mollymoo5 September 25, 2017

shitposing

Claiming that a serious post you wrote was a joke, meme, or shitpost in order to evade criticism or ridicule.

Example 1:

> "I hate black people"

- "Wtf"

> "Jk"

- "Nah, you're shitposing"

Example 2:

> "Heading over to All of Garden"

- "What?"

> "The restaurant"

- "LMAO"

> "What?"

- "Olive Garden"

> ThatsTheJoke.gif

- "Nah, you're shitposing"

Example 3:

> "Jimmy announced today that he hates women"

- "Are you serious?"

> "Yeah, we all freaked out on him and he tried to claim it was a joke"

- "No way, he's such a shitposer"

by anonymous March 2, 2022

shitposing

Claiming that a serious post you wrote was a joke, meme, or shitpost in order to evade criticism or ridicule.

Example 1:

> "I hate black people"

- "Wtf"

> "Jk"

- "Nah, you're shitposing"

Example 2:

> "Heading over to All of Garden"

- "What?"

> "The restaurant"

- "LMAO"

> "What?"

- "Olive Garden"

> ThatsTheJoke.gif

- "Nah, you're shitposing"

Example 3:

> "Jimmy announced today that he hates women"

- "Are you serious?"

> "Yeah, we all freaked out on him and he tried to claim it was a joke"

- "No way, he's such a shitposer"

by Randymations March 2, 2022