Surf shrinkage

When penis and ball sack are Shrenken up by the coldness of the water and tightness of the suit

My dick is huge even with surf shrinkage

by Shaun tompsonSon July 4, 2009

total shankage

the art of being shanked totally and without pleasure

when the guy wouldn't take back my oregano i cried because my printer was out of worms. it was then when i realized i had experienced...total shankage.

by warm summer nights with monashka April 19, 2003

shankage

refering to the uglieness of a chick.

Dang that girl is shank. She has so much shankage she could shank the shankiest shanker.

by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie April 6, 2003

shrinkage

When the male penis get really small and shrinks in size because that dumbass is walkin in the freezing temperature, freezing his ass off. He should at least wear some layers if thats gonna happen everytime hes fuckin cold. No bitch wants to go near a fuckin penis thats had shrinkage!!!

Patrick should wear some damn pants if his penis is gonna get that small uz ain't nobody sleepin with that thing tonight!!

by Fuckhead April 24, 2003

shinkage

v. the act of being so obliterated that you resort to throwing up in the closest drainage system. in this case a sink. "shink" comes from the drunk pronunciation of sink.

I was so wasted at the frat party that I had some major shinkage later that night.

by shinkmode3 February 11, 2009

shinkaren

An extreme crackhead, one who is given to uttering "here I am, all fucked up on crack, and I can't find one gat damn person who will listen to me for two seconds" repetitvely.

"Justin needs to stop being a fucking shinkaren, all that meth is gonna kill him."

by JaMeZ May 18, 2003

shinkaren

disloyal punk ass bitch that loves to stick the knives in your back as much as he does up his own ass. homosexually fit to have large objects twisted around in his bumcrack and enjoys sucking on the cock.

King_Shinkaren: you're a lamer
YourBitch58478: you're a homo
King_Shinkaren: yea...know any good guys that'll ram me in the ass tonight?

by IHateDisloyalty May 28, 2003