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graveyard shift

graveyard shift - any job from the time after 11:00pm at night And usually ends between 7:00 AM - 10:30 AM
In the morning .... so basically you're working Monday night into Tuesday morning..... tuesday night into Wednesday morning and so on .....

Most people who work these types of jobs are 1 of 4 things

1. Not a people person .... live a hard stressful life probably

Have anger issues

2. Freaks and nympho-maniacs

3. Potheads and stoners ... maybe college students

4. Parents usually a father who works at a plant or single mother who had To pick up a second job .

Problem with these jobs is it can mess with your Circadian rhythm which has to do with your heart and sleep deprivation ... possibly making you look old and

More at risk for diabetes.

Night shift ,evening shift and graveyard shift can all be used interchangeably But there is a difference .

Lot of Nurses work a graveyard shift / overnight shift .
Tom works the graveyard shift at UPS while his

Wife Sarah works a day job at Geico insurance company

So their kids billy and Laura are never home alone.

Jamila has anger issues and is best suited for the

Graveyard shift at FedEx.

Dwayne and Jethro are both college students and pothead stoners who work overnight at walmart .

Debbie is a nymphomaniac and is active at night so

She works the graveyard shift at checkers/rally's burger joint.
by Blu_leef September 24, 2023
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vocational paradigm shift

Job loss / being fired.

(as made famous by How I Met Your Mother, on CBS)
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Ted: "Well, after he proposed a vocational paradigm shift, I made an impromptu presentation using a four-pronged approach that really brought him to his knees."

Barney: "You hit him with a chair?"

Ted: "Yep."
by advs89 October 5, 2011
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risky shift

When someone is masturbating with one hand for an extensive period of time, then quickly changes to other hand without missing a stroke in order to avoid cramping of hands.
I was beating off last week and my left hand got tired, so I made a risky shift to my right hand.
by Bobw39 August 12, 2017
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Holy Shiite

1.A pseudo-expletive usually preceding and exclamation point.
2.a compound adjective used to described something that is of the religious Shiite muslim faith
1. Student 1)Holy Shiite! I bombed that test on Muslim feminist theatre
Student 2) That totally sucks, dude.
2.Newspaper headline- Iraq insurgents bomb holy Shiite shrine
by prague1 May 21, 2006
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money shift

Usually only happens in a car with a manual transmission- A money shift is an accidental, far too aggressive down-shift, in which the engine performs the biggest red-line you've ever seen. It's referred to as a money shift, because it usually results in money coming out of your pocket for a new head, pistons etc.
My buddy Erin was doin around 65 mph when he accidentally hit second gear, money shifting his way to a new engine.
by steven17 November 25, 2007
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we wuz kangz n shiet

A phrase used to poke fun at those who adhere to the Black Egyptian Hypothesis, an often disputed theory which postulates that Ancient Egypt was a Black civilization and that some of the most notable royal figures from the Dynastic era were of African ethnicity.
Afro-centrist Black Man: We wuz kangz n shiet niggaz i swear to god man i my fucking family member from each iniquity i was an ancestor egypt man you telling me that that their emblems over there aint black? look at they skin man they black. hey you think you know man like im saying man we tryna go space n shit man like fuck man nigga these goddamn white peple man i ain't sayin man these white peple be ruinin our lives mane shit mane lemme lemme tell you mane my gran grandmama she part Egyptian mane you tellin me little king ta tu ta tut thats my great great great great great grandpa mane
and you tellin me that these goddamn egyptians ain't black shit nigga look look man Julius Caesar's was black I don't know why this history books be lyin to you Julius Caesar's was black he wasn't white he Romans were ruled by by black peple shiet mane I tell you what I swear let all the black people in America go back to Africa they're
gonna be god knows what.
by NiqqaKang December 16, 2021
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Princess shift

A four or so hour work shift, so named because they must be a princess to deserve such treatment.
John: I'm only working 6 to 10 tonight, still get to get my PARTY on
Liz: Damn it! Why do you always get the princess shift!
by Newspapertruck February 23, 2011
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