shlambasted

When your day has gone completely out of control, and the only logical thing to do is get incoherent drunk. This is the combination of getting shitfaced and lambasted, which would leave you probably in a coma if capable of such a feat.

"I had a totally terrible day. I walked in on my gf cheating, got fired, thrown out of my house, and diagnosed with crabs....let's get SHLAMBASTED"

by Nick Gionfriddo December 22, 2008

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Shambate

When you can't find any lubricants/lotion to masturbate with, so you do it with shampoo. The next day you will discover your penis skin peeling off. Don't worry, once it's gone there is a fresh layer of skin underneath.

Jimmy came home from school, only to find that the previous day's pleasurable moment was not worth it. Not worth it at all. Jimmy had shambated.

by cloudfart November 24, 2014

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shiama

She knows more then you think she can hurt you in seconds she is loved many people care for her and she does what she wants because that’s her she is a queen and she always knows she is don’t try to come for her because she is just like fire don’t get close or it will burn you she can play you in seconds and leave you just as easy she don’t care she don’t trust but herself she is smart and she knows how to play her cards I would rather make her my friend then my enemy

OMG THATS SHIAMA

by Rose flowers June 16, 2018

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Shamba

Shamba is the best place on danish ground, shamba is the place u go to when u need to buy your herbs.
example: hey bro lets go to shamba and buy some magical herbs

hey bro lets go to shamba and buy some magical herbs

by Swag_Meister November 20, 2018

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