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shartenangst

The anxiety one feels when pressure builds in their bowels of which relieving could result in a satisfyingly harmless fart or a disastrously messy shart.
While on her date with Bobby, Suzy was overcome by shartenangst. She interrupted Bobby mid-sentence and excused herself to the Ladies Room.

Being a gambling man, Ronny ignored his shartenangst and let rip a loud shart that paralyzed him in his cubical.
by Capt Kevlar May 14, 2017
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Shartenfreude

Enjoying someone's misfortune when they shit themselves.
It was a pure Shartenfreude moment when he was hoisted aloft towards that fountain. In Dublin.
by MrGibbon May 18, 2018
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Shashenka

One of the best people in the world. this peculiar name may fool you, but if you even meet someone named shashenka never let them go. they are one of the most sarcastic people with a great sense of humor. they are also very beautiful, loyal, kind, and warm hearted.
Shashenka is a very nice person with a great personality! I'm so happy i've met her.
by Pnb.Me June 10, 2018
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Shasteen

Dang, Shasteen is really beautiful!
by IMaGeenyus February 14, 2020
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Shaster McGrotha

1. A shit so painful, so large, so juicy, so fresh, so incredibly toxic and smelly that it feels like your asshole is being ripped in half.

2. A shit that has the smell of death. It can easily floor an Elephant, melt the paint off of cars outside, petrude out of walls of your house and woft down the city block, shut down your electricity for hours, short-circuit a refrigerator, kill roaches, and make the toilet itself beg for mercy.

3. A shit so large you need scissors to cut it off from the rest of your asshole so you can let it rest in the toilet.
Bob: Tim left a Shaster McGrotha in the Cracker Barrel bathroom
by TheGayAccount June 20, 2020
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Have shatten

If you.sit to shit you have sat to shat or you have shatten
by Poor slinky neck May 23, 2018
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Shaster

A nickname used for a female with the name Shasta. Usually a really hot female with a large chest. Known throughout Canada, and the US
"Damn, Shaster is a total babe!"
by Babii-Girl* December 21, 2008
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