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translation: Christian, or anointed one. A truly remarkable human being. One of the only people in history to really be the greatest without ever having done anything of real significance, except, of course, be Shaston. Just knowing Shaston brightens others' lives and they don't even know why. Just being around Shaston will have your head spinning with their natural beauty, extreme confidence, and awesome breath. Go out and meet Shaston today, for a brighter future.
Mother Theresa, Princess Diana (even they don't compare because for them to be great they did many wonderful things. Shaston just came into being.)
Shaston by caligirl1234321 February 3, 2010
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A verb describing a very gay black man who will sneak up behind you and stick it in when you are not looking
Friend: Bro, I almost got Shastoned today

Me: Well bend over because I’m going to Shaston your ass
Shaston by mysterytinkler July 7, 2022
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Shartoning 

The practice of singing songs but altering the words to be relevant to farts or shit.
Did you hear Callan shartoning at band practice. He is a mad shartoner.
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Shatona means pure unconditional love. Her personality can light up a room. She can be the sweetest person you have ever met, but the worst person to ever deal with after you have wronged her. She has a tremendous heart and isn't afraid to give her last to anyone. Sexually she is a predator. Her sex game is so explosive it is literally addicting. She has the ability to blow your mind mentally physically and emotionally.
I want to be just like Shatona.
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Shastown 

Shastown is the name given to Mt. Shasta, CA, especially by cool thus superior locals and supporters of the badass mountain town.
Person from Northern California:

"Yo! I'm coming up to Shastown next weekend!"

Other person in Northern California:

"EPIC! We'll dank out!"
Shastown by Dayna Jade January 28, 2008

shatonmedeek 

You have Shatonmedeek when you take your penis out someone's ass

can also be referred to getting nasty shmagma on your big D from boning a dirty suck fucking rat dick
Did you hear about when Jordan, that bohana, half breed niglet monkey invaded Rachel's shit hole with his rumpled fore skin? he totally got shatonmedeek when he pulled his monster gorilla dick out of her pooper.
shatonmedeek by Alexander Pierce January 13, 2008

shatonia 

You are spiritually intense and can sting or charm. Your name brings love and new starts into life and attracts money. In business, you are the creator and promoter of original ideas and usually enjoy considerable financial success.You are bold, independent, inquisitive and interested in research. You know what you want and why you want it. You find the best contentment in life when you own your own home and provide well for your family and loved ones. You have a great sense of responsibility and duty. You are comforting, appreciative and affectionate. Your obligation in life is to hold justice and truth, and if you follow the Law, you can find the great happiness and satisfaction.
Be sexy, beautiful, and smart like Shatonia.
shatonia by Shatonia December 21, 2016
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