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the shampoo

Usually performed by an extremely gay person called max. The move in which a man cums into another man's mouth, the man then gargles to create a shampoo effect.
bob: what is that guy doing in the movie?
fred: he is giving him the shampoo
by callmegod93 June 25, 2009
mugGet the the shampoomug.

shampoo

The word’s origins come from sham, French, meaning false or fake - and poo, slang, referring to biological excrement more commonly referred to as “shit”. Thus, one can only assume that shampoo is “false excrement” or “fake shit.”
Examples of shampoo include: Prell, Clairol, Nioxin, Suave, etc.
by nethcev! August 24, 2006
mugGet the shampoomug.

shampoo

"Win, Buffy, Muffy and I got totally bombed on Shampoo last night, and then we played hide-the-salami"
by Jeffrey March 25, 2004
mugGet the shampoomug.

shampooed

Have you ever noticed, while bathing, that while it takes quite a bit of shampoo to lather your hair up the first go-round, if you try to lather it again a second time, it only take a drop?

Well, being shampooed means that you were drunk the night before and it takes you only one drink to get hammered again.
Dude, I just finished the first beer of the day, and I'm totally shampooed.
by katrinarobin June 16, 2011
mugGet the shampooedmug.

Shampooing

Engaging in sex while shampooing your partner then Mid-coitus, one person bites the neck of the other, locks their arms and legs down and goes into a deathroll, all while maintaining insertion. Upon completion the man finishes in the womans ear and then proceeds to mushroom slap the woman being sure to leave a print.
I heard Candi and that Tranny Lizzie shampooing last night, and I saw the print to prove it! I'm gonna have nightmares for weeks...
by Alejandro Reyes August 16, 2011
mugGet the Shampooingmug.

Shampooed

"Hey you getting shampooed tonight?"
by yum-yum October 11, 2008
mugGet the Shampooedmug.

shampoo

shampoo, noun.

A codeword to say around the office that will not arouse suspicion (dl), to alert your coworkers that someone of importance is in the room; time to close the poker / pr0n.
I'm top 30 in the freeroll and some fucking shampooo walks through the door.
by og October 27, 2004
mugGet the shampoomug.

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