Shamlube

Using shampoo as a lubricant for masturbation purposes.

"Everybody knows Garnier Fructis makes the best Shamlube when you're getting your shower jerk in"

by NolePoke November 19, 2011

Shamble Bangs

Chuck Todd metaphor for American news

watching Sunday shows Lydia said “my god these news assholes are just so fucking terrible,” reacting to Chuck Todd not challenging a repub guest on Meet the Press. “Chuck’s gross Shamble Bangs is the perfect symbol of how fucking useless news is today.”

by Uncle Joosie January 10, 2022

Shambly

Adj. When one is in a state of confusion in which their life is disorderly and chaotic; also used to describe when one is disheveled, haggard or just a complete mess.

I am so shambly I spend more money on booze than food

by tarynNmark March 10, 2011

Shamblefrump

How women look when they come to work the morning after going out hard the night before.

-Did you see Sarah this morning?
-Yeah, she's a real Shamblefrump.

by Mrbenjamin November 13, 2010

Shambly

A term used by basic bitches to say they and/or their life is "in shambles," or a huge fucking mess. Usually refers to being sloppy and drunk off one's ass.

Terri: "Omg Stacy, did you see how shambly Karen was at the frat party?"

Stacy: "I can't even. After she threw up, I heard she literally gave Trevor road head when he drove her home in his Prius."

by G.andy18 February 27, 2017

shambles

Word used to describe an individual after a particularly shameful performance, generally influenced by alcoholic intake.

Gregor, you were a shambles last night.

by Cotterell February 6, 2006

Shablurk

An impossibly stupid person who sucks up to any form of authority but still manages to fail at every aspect of life

My cousin Rebecca is such a shablurk, i wanna shoot myself when I'm around her

by Jewden February 9, 2009