Simpious

When your boy has been acting like a Simp in an extended period of time

I cannot stand Mark, his behavior has been so simpious ever since he met Brittany.

by SimpDoctor April 1, 2020

sexumptious

adjective. used when something is described to be so so good that it’s like a non-sexual orgasm

“bro this pizza tastes so good!”
“yeah bro, it’s just so sexumptious”

“omg the feeling after i’ve finally cleaned my room is so… so… sexumptious!!”

by anonymous July 11, 2022

sexumptious

a non-sexual orgasmic feeling. like when something is so amazing it’s like you’re having an orgasm right there but without the sex.

“omg bro this pizza is so sexumptious. the best pizza ever made.”

“man i have soooo much money now that i sold my old TV. this is so sexumptious.”

by zeclipse August 31, 2022

Sedatious

A better president than oneself.

Obama was sedatious.

by Kendale27 July 23, 2025

Sedatious

Sedatious, meaning a serene beauty, and also beautiful thoughts.
It is said in colloquial circles that it might have come from combining sedate with gracious and radiant. It is meant to be used to describe serene beauty in art, music and the written word, as well as appearing on the visages of certain humans and animals.
It isn’t officially a word yet, (as of July 2025) but is in the process of being recognized by Collins dictionary, Merriam-Webster, and others.

"She (or He) is so chill and good looking and smart, in fact, she's (he's) sedatious."

This could easily be said about Obama or Renee Russo.

by Halo Kitty July 27, 2025

Sedatious

Attractive, sexy, really hot

President Obama is sedatious

by BlackSheepsOpinion October 3, 2025