shwaggot

A person who thinks they have high grade marijuana, and doesn't. Either because of an unsophisticated palate or very low drug addict standards.

Lets head up to Denver, shwaggots have Littleton dry as a mouth.

by robotlegcommando March 23, 2009

shwag infection

when you have kind bud in a bag and put shwag weed in with it, the pleasant smelling kind bud loses its wonderful fragrance and smells just like the shwag. The taste of the kind bud is usually also downgraded but, luckily the buzz factor stays.

THERE IS NO CURE

Dude, this weed looks so good but it smells like shit. It must have a shwag infection.

by King Pinch October 10, 2009

shwaggard

A person who has smoked to much shwag weed, is waisted and looks haggard

"Dude is fuckin shwaggard"

by Barili & Dinges, S.C. CA April 12, 2010

shwagwan

A variation of the london/jamaican greeting "wagwan" usually used ironically. The "sh" is exaggerated and the longer you hold it the better.

Andy: Ssssssssssshwagwan brodda!

Stuart: Shwagwan Famalam! What the fucks haaaaaapnen'?

by Topboonter May 10, 2021

schwag blasting

The procedure by which one gets high and remains high with schwag -- smoking continuously without any breaks.

We spent the entire evening schwag blasting arround the campfire.

by pj July 27, 2003

Sewage Fruit

Magic Mushrooms.

"One porch, one dog, one cockroach only way to be
I got sewage fruit and it's growing out back from roots
I don't know if they belong to me" - Shannon Hoon, Blind Melon

by Lord Sockington December 24, 2009

shwag

shit weed

i got ripped off because my dealer gave me shwag for full price

by allison December 9, 2003