2 definitions by Topboonter

Italian anal beads

An Italian anal bead is when you put leftover meatballs and spaghetti up your ass.

Guy 1: When's your dolmio day?
Guy 2: I already had my Italian anal beads this morning. Oh mumma mia what a mess!

by Topboonter March 29, 2020

A variation of the london/jamaican greeting "wagwan" usually used ironically. The "sh" is exaggerated and the longer you hold it the better.

Andy: Ssssssssssshwagwan brodda!

Stuart: Shwagwan Famalam! What the fucks haaaaaapnen'?

by Topboonter May 10, 2021