sauderite

A student in UBC's Sauder School of Business. Typically characteristics:

1. 50-60% chance he's Asian. If Asian, chances are he's in accounting/finance.
2. Has hundreds of business cards
3. An extreme keener who has a professionally written resume and cover letter in first year
4. Highly involved (or tries to be) involved in the CUS.
5. Shows off her status by having the following signature:

Joe SomeAsianName
BCom 20nn, OptionName | Sauder School of Business
VP Finance | Some Club
VP Marketing | Some Club

6. Has a Linkedin account in first year with over 100 connections. Only about 20% of those at most are actual friends. The rest are just "contacts" for networking.
7. Has a resume that begins with a "profile" heading, and the following format: ___ year BCom student with strengths in ______, ____, _______. Highly ______. Interested in a career in _____.
8. Puts career ahead of everything. Becomes an intense aggressive keener at recruiting events. Learns and masters the concept of networking in 1st year.
9. Hangs out in DLam during breaks. Tries to study in DLam but ends up wasting time talking - hence the constant loud noise in DLam.
10. Crams for exams and doesn't keep up with the material, but somehow gets good grades.
12. Owns a smartphone of some kind that he checks during class.
13. Gets so many e mails he/she can't keep up with.
14. Wears suits to class...usually for some event later in the day...but sometimes for the sake of it/or to show off!

Arts Student: What are all those Asians doing walking around campus today in suits?

Other Student: Ya...those are Sauderite. Some accounting company is on campus today.

by kwjz October 31, 2010

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Scumdee

What happens when god gets diarreah from a dodgy indian. Located on the east coast of Scotland. Scumdee is what happened when Glasgow and Liverpool had a child. The population all lives in the same conditions in a 1 bedroom council flat with 5 generations of their inbred family. All native residents known as "Scumdonians" begin life the same being born at ninewells to 12 year old parents. These diseased offspring then begin work at 4 years old as drug dealers and the very worst offspring get sent to other villages/towns/cities such as Coupar Angus or Rattary slowly infecting the population until there are so many junkie chavs and neds that the place just gets absorbed by Scumdee. In 2018 a V&A museum was opened in the city to give the local "Scumdonians" a new hobby assaulting and robbing tourists coming to visit the museum. If you ever have the unfortunate experience of driving 15 miles close to the city make sure your car is locked and drive as fast as you can away before the yobs kidnap you and sell your car to buy drugs. In short avoid this total shithole

Oh your going to Scumdee at the weekend its been nice knowing you.

by Hippyfromtesco December 4, 2019

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Sculder

A combination of the names "Mulder" and "Scully" of The X-Files fame. It is a term not used in most of the X-Files fandom. As an older fandom that grew right at the beginning of the Internet revolution the combination of names was not as common as other fandoms. I.E. Harry Potter. Use of 'Sculder' on older lists and message boards will get the user laughed at and mocked.

The proper term is shipper or ship as the term originated in the X-Files fandom

I am such a Sculder fan, Fowley has no chance with Mulder!

by zessa December 9, 2008

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Scud Jotter

Scud with the meaning of being person or persons unclothed and jotter being a thin paperback book.
So a thin book with pictures of naked people, chiefly women... Typically available from newsagents top shelves or from behind the counter.

My mum found my stash of scud jotters yesterday, bitch made me return them to the shop...
Luckily on the way back I found another scud jotter which had been thrown in the bushes so I'm sorted for a wank mag.

by Razorcharlie March 9, 2015

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