scrattocks

little hermaphrodites - According to the Oxford English Dictionary, "scrat" means hermaphrodite. If you combine that with the suffix "-ock", which the OED says is generally used as a diminutive, we can guess that the word scrattocks means little hermaphrodites - maybe midget herms even.

It seems the only good use for this word is arbitrary cursing. You could say it when you are suddenly angry like when you stub your toe or when you spill a drink. It's definitely an expletive.

by Liger November 19, 2004

Shrettuce

Noun: The shredded lettuce that one gets from a burger or sub joint.

What's up sub slinger? I'll have a meatball with pickles, tomato, green pepper, shrettuce .. Oh yeah .. and a cup of ice-water with ice!

by Todded December 27, 2011

scruttock

The piece of skin between the scrotum and the buttocks

My scruttock hurts when cycling

by Dave Bose June 20, 2003

Scratter

Person of limited breeding and finance. Poor white trash.

It must be benefit pay day, all the scratters are getting drunk

by Rommel August 10, 2002

Screet

A street

Wanna take a rizzy in my cruck down da screet?

by Shaquita September 5, 2003

Scratty

An object or person with a scruffy, dishevelled, unkempt or cheap appearance. Tatty trainers and unwashed clothes complimented by greasy hair that hasn't been taken to a barber for a good few months, let alone seen shampoo would constitute a 'scratty' appearance. A cheap brand of clothes with little style could be described as 'scratty'. A tacky town or city could be branded 'scratty'.

1: "Have you seen Dave's new car?"
2: "The B reg metro?"
1: "Yeah."
2: "Yeah, it's scratty."

1: "Dude, scratty Anne has a new hair do, have you seen it?"
2: "Yeah, looks like she cut it herself."

1: "All those drugs have made Pete Doherty look really scratty."
2: "Agreed."

1: "I went to bradford to see some friends over Easter."
2: "What was it like?"
1: "To tell the truth, it was downright scratty."

by Pengers December 28, 2005

Scruttock's "Old Dirigible"

A fictional type of Real Ale, of allegedly lethal alcohol content and the tendency to produce a barin-crushing hangover the next day.

See also "Suicider"

"Christ, you look rough ! What have you been doing ?"

"Awwww..... the usual .... went out with the lads last night and had eleventeen pints of Scruttock's "Old Dirigible", then a curry..... got any aspirin ?"

by Eighth Of Seven February 18, 2009