Scotologist

One who teaches the work of Scotometry and diagnosis perverts with post-ejaculitory sexual obsession disorder.

When i grow up, i wanna be a motha fuckin Scotologist.

by Sampson January 24, 2003

Scutologist

Scutologist – the elite category of privileged wise, young men who have dedicated immense amounts of time to eradicating Scutta-Nutta Buttahead Skeet Hoes by studying, hypothesizing, and theorizing, about the origins, symptoms, and solutions to this ever growing epidemic. Yes we are professionals! Official members of the C.W.A.S.I!

I recieved a Scutta awareness flyer today from a scutologist.

by Scutologist July 2, 2006

sickologist

to be so sick in a general manner you have made it a study

you definitely deserve the title sickologist

by Jordan Forgot November 30, 2003

sociologist

apparently, an individual of african descent

"What are you, a sociologist?"

"Sociologist?! That the new word for nigga nowadays??"

by Zaalzar August 29, 2009

Shitologist

A person who's trying to find a mistake in every situation. Sometimes, they can be disturbing.

+Hey man, look at my sunglasses. They're cool, huh?

-IDK. It doesn't fit you. It makes you look older.

+Ok... What about my shoes?
-Man, first you need to clean the muds on it.

+Don't be a shitologist for a minute, dude. You're not a "talkable" person.

by Gümbürtülü Dost February 29, 2020

Shitologist

Medical professional who aids patients in the excretion or inhibition of feaces in cases if either extreme constipation or diarrhoea usually through the administration of specifc tablets/antibiotics.

"I had some serious diarrhoea the other day man had to check out with the shitologist."

by Dr Antonio Pedila September 1, 2022