Get the schwing-schwong mug.A slang term for a males weenie/pee-pee. Can be substituted with words like junk, shaft, johnson, tally-whacker or schlong.
The history of the word can be traced back to Athens Drive High School student Taylor Carey.
Deriving from the Latin word of "Schwing" meaning "Great"
The history of the word can be traced back to Athens Drive High School student Taylor Carey.
Deriving from the Latin word of "Schwing" meaning "Great"
"Yo! Sarah just kicked a ball right into Mike's schwing schwong."
"What's wrong Tommy?"
"I just went to go take a leak and I got my schwing schwong caught in my zipper.""
"Ouch, I hate zipper malfunctions"
"Dude, what happend to John? Why's he on the ground?"
"Chris and I just pulled the pool table prank on him, and he got hit right in the schwing schwong"
*Fist Bump*
"Alright guys where do you want to go off to lunch?"
"Wait here comes Kevin, open the back door"
POW
"Yo, what just happened?"
"Matt opened the door right into Kevin's schwing schwong"
"What's wrong Tommy?"
"I just went to go take a leak and I got my schwing schwong caught in my zipper.""
"Ouch, I hate zipper malfunctions"
"Dude, what happend to John? Why's he on the ground?"
"Chris and I just pulled the pool table prank on him, and he got hit right in the schwing schwong"
*Fist Bump*
"Alright guys where do you want to go off to lunch?"
"Wait here comes Kevin, open the back door"
POW
"Yo, what just happened?"
"Matt opened the door right into Kevin's schwing schwong"
by SchwingSchwongByah December 24, 2010
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A term for a man who enjoys cock, most often a gay man, but also used to describe a straight man who is on the down-low.
"Do you think Bill is gay?" "Oh, Bill's definitely on the schween."
"Did you hear about Jack? He was married 18 years, but he recently left her, and now he's on the schween."
"Did you hear about Jack? He was married 18 years, but he recently left her, and now he's on the schween."
by Gene on the Schween March 22, 2013
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Get the schoening mug.A sexual position created in Germany during WW2 and is most commonly know today as the "mustache ride."
I can't wait to go to bed tonight and schwenkfelder my girl friend.
Dude! I totally schwenkfeld that girl tonight.
The schwenkfelder is so much better than the donkey punch!
Dude! I totally schwenkfeld that girl tonight.
The schwenkfelder is so much better than the donkey punch!
by schwenkfelder January 17, 2010
Get the schwenkfelder mug.(adj.) a cool person that is a menges and isnt a sovi or a fraiger. A schwendemann is usually amazing at soccer and typicaly really ugly but girls are in love with him. A schwendemann is outgoing and they have half of a flynn most of the time
Dude 1: yo, you know marc.
Dude 2: yeh
Dude 1: hes half of a schwendemann.
Dude 2: Why???
Dude 1: because he has a flynn but hes bad at soccer and no girls like him
Dude 2: yeh
Dude 1: hes half of a schwendemann.
Dude 2: Why???
Dude 1: because he has a flynn but hes bad at soccer and no girls like him
by Mr. fraiger June 27, 2009
Get the schwendemann mug.While it means "Swing Left" in German, it is also the last name of one of the coolest super heroes to roam the world. That would be the Schwank Tank. His first name has been kept secret since every super hero keeps their name secret.
by David Schwenke June 5, 2008
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