a new breed of sophist, highly trained on rethoric. A Schweepee has the word power to turn a catholic priest in a full blown atheist or vice versa. Keeper of all things dogma, a Schweeps (abreviation) always carries a full library of philosophy, theological, art theory books with intents to persuade the listener into mind fucking chaos. His arch enemy is a Ramalho. A Schweeps is also known to masturbate only to the sound of Bach.
Schweepee:"...According to the most nobel Emanuel Kant I'm going to present you with the ultimate truth, that only I, as God on earth.."
Ramalho:"Shut the fuck up puta! keep your Kunt!"
Ramalho:"Shut the fuck up puta! keep your Kunt!"
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Get the schweppe mug.a word that can be used when something is cool or awesome or makes you say "Niccceeee" Schweppy! Can also be used as a nick name for a penis.
example one: I just got a new trampoline! ...SCHWEPPY!
example two: i saw this kid's schweppy in the locker room and it was huge!
example two: i saw this kid's schweppy in the locker room and it was huge!
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