Schmendersexual

A girl or woman who finds herself attracted exclusively or mainly to homosexual men, normally because of their taste in clothes and style.

Jane could never get a date, because she was schmendersexual.

by Aequus May 1, 2006

schmunked

1. to be absolutley intoxicated either by illicit or alcohol

2. to completley screw something up

dirrived from my friend brad's moms maiden name (long story)

1. "Man we were so schmunked last night!"

2. "Haha, you totally schmunked that kick!"

by Captain Insanity May 22, 2006

Schmungry

Shit... I'm hungry!

Dude i was hungry 30 miles ago, now its gotten to the schmungry stage... i gotsta get my munch on before i hit fungry!

by DeAtH2SnItChEs February 22, 2009

schlunded

1. taken to pound town
2. fucked up (messed something up)
3. to get fucked

1. Damn, that girl got schlunded last night!
2. You done schlunded up.

3. Nice shoes. You're about to get schlunded.

by meghora August 12, 2013

Schminternet

The original name for the internet made by the creator and was found to be hard to spell so it was named the internet.

Hey can you look up Mr. Moore and Betty Lou on the schminternet.

by localnatives September 17, 2018

Schlanderer

A very big penis

Markie has a Schlanderer

by MarkOBoii June 18, 2021

Schmundie

From the Yiddish for vagina & surrounding parts.

Slang for the C word, as putz is for penis and a dick/douchebag.

Quit bein such a schmundie , JC

by MandrinMark October 18, 2021