schwort

frat boy booty shorts

thomas: hey what’s that guy wearing his ass looks soooo big and juicy omg
will: he’s wearing the latest schworts

by katt! December 5, 2021

schmorgisborg

A large quantity of something, with diverse variation, served or otherwise open to people. Typically refers to a platter of food at a social gathering. The word is derived from Nordic languages, it's exact source unknown, and is used by Americans of Northern European descent, such as those in the American Midwest.

-"Did you see this, Phil? The Lutheran picnic even has lutefisk!"
-"It's a whole schmorgisborg, Marylis! Let's go home and make whoopie, eh?"

by Stroganoff August 6, 2008

schmotz

jewish word for messy or messed up

my room is so schmotzed

by thrw th May 13, 2007

Schlort

Schlort is the antonym of Schlong; that is, it is slang for a small penis, rather than one of more impressive proportion.

Conversation overheard in the Plymouth Co-op: "Dave's not so much got a schlong, but a schlort. I only go out with him as he's got a Subaru"

by Arsing around in the arse factory December 22, 2007

schmootz

dirt; filth

The floor was covered with schmootz

by Liana June 15, 2003

schmorg

To feast heavily, derived from the noun "smorgasbord" (pronounced schmorgisbord) which refers to a large platter of food. I.e to schmorg, schmorgging

"Dude I am about to schmorg so hard."

by AverageJoe330 March 27, 2015

Schmoot

penis

my schmoot is big

by dddsfadsfaf March 10, 2022