Schmitty schmitt

The act of totally screwing something up.

She completely pulled a schmitty schmitt and got the cops called on the party.

by BubblesXLilPackage69 October 30, 2017

schmifty

Local name for a convenience store in the Berlin area

I gotta grab some chocolate at the schmifty

by hippogriffy December 8, 2020

Schmidty

Most beautiful girl you will ever meet.
Every meaning of the word perfection.
gorgeous, kind, gentle.

Hey, have you seen that Schmidty girl?

Yeah, her eyes caught mine from across the room, pweh

by Fairy1993 July 28, 2011

Schminty

Like saying minty, but with sch in front.

This toothpaste is schminty

by Azure September 8, 2004

Schminty

Act of eating out a girl while you have a chew in your mouth

Matt just got done giving wendy a schminty and now wendys vagina is schminty fresh

by Detroit dikhead May 24, 2018

schmitty

falling down the stairs while being intoxicated and wetting ones pants

the next morning saras pants were all wet from her smittie the night before

by tink July 19, 2004

Schmidty

One who has lost all sperm due to acute Moutain Dew addiction.

a: jack says to tell you that you have no sperm...apparently mountain dew is bad for you
schmidty: Poisonous blashemies!!
Listen not to this heretic
he will soon be silenced
as will his counterpart Eric

by we destroyed phil's ability to produce offspring and and informed schmidty of his lack of sperm. April 28, 2005