schmidley

king of all kings, the nacho cheese connoisseur, master of twerk, the nightmare, chocolate thunder, david goggins daddy, owner of the human race

Daddy! Schmidley just twerked on me in fortnite

by David Cockins June 28, 2023

schmigerrettes

cigarrettes or other smokable plant.
Origin: multiple jumpy spiders smoking cigarrettes

We don't use the word schmigarrette anymore.

by Tomsoma March 22, 2003

shmidge

1. name given to a person who is vertically challenged.
2. a significant other who is half the size of you in height.

1. he couldnt even see over the counter; such a shmidge.
2. hes deffinetly a shmidge cause when we kiss i would end up kissing his bellybutton.

by jormeg January 26, 2010

schmider

v. the act of locking out ones roommate, who had no prior knowledge , to have sex

Fuck Bob pulled a schmider on me again

by jamesknows December 11, 2008

Schmidget

(n); A midget, usually with a snarling and angry temper, sometimes refers to goblins as well; Someone who is hated by all becuase they are mormon

Wink was attacked by a schmidget after he refused to give it some candy; Flint is a schimdget

by midgetsnatcher August 21, 2003

Schmigeiggi

the sound that results when a pair of hairy, sweaty, droopy, old person balls slap against eachother.

"my cousin wanted to DJ at the nursing home dance, but the schmigeiggi would have drown the music out anyway."

by laurenxhateyou December 13, 2008

schamidge

Two slices of buttered bread, choice of filling. Localised slang; Reading and Newquay.

"Get me a schamidge NOW mofo"
"Irene's plastered... get her a schamidge"

by Schamidge Damage June 25, 2006