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Schmeel

Intensely grabbing 2 butt cheeks and opening them
I wasnt to Schmeel you
by Grumpy got the fatty May 19, 2021
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schmedley

of a more advanced age. White hair older folks.
"That outfit makes you looks like a schmedley.", "The bridge tournament was filled with schmedlies."
by SixthLanguageIsEnglish June 23, 2015
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Schmeiser

Slang term meaning Penis. Literally meaning something that is used to Schmeis (Whip) as a strap etc.
Have you seen him? Wow. What a Schmeiser!
by Jay Hat April 7, 2007
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Schmende

A vagina. May be used colloquially, as in the Bronx.
The Vagina Monologues, by Eve Ensler, lists "Schmende" as one of many regional terms for the vagina:

"In Westchester they called it a Pooki, in New Jersey, a twat. There’s Powderbox, a Poochi, a Poopi, a Peepe, a Poopelu, a Poonani, a Pal and a Piche, Toadie, Dee dee, Nishi, Dignity, Monkey Box, Coochi Snorcher, Cooter, Labbe, Gladys Seagelman, VA, Wee wee, Horsespot, Nappy Dugout, Mongo, Mooky, a Pajama, Fannyboo, Mushmellow, a Ghoulie, Possible, Tamale, Tottita, Connie, a Mimi in Miami, a Split Knish in Philadelphia, and a Schmende in the Bronx."
by VM2008 February 11, 2008
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Gender Schmender

1: an international, gender education community located on Myspace; is also the name of a genderqueer friendly group in AU that puts on live performances.

2: Abreviated "GS"

3: An expression, "Gender Schmender!"
1 Part 1: Are you a member of Gender Schmender?
1 Part 2: Which one? The online community or the one in Australia?

3 Part 1: "Stop it! Guys aren't supposed to act like that. Someone will think you're gay."
3 part 2: "Gender Schmender! I could care less about all of that gender policing bullshit. People are more than genders, ya know?"
by Amiko-Gabriel March 31, 2007
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scheide

Genmay users like to spread peanut-butter on their mother's scheide, and then lick it.
by Anonymous March 14, 2003
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Schmedlap

noun - A witty and intelligent internet phenomenon that frequents internet chat rooms and message boards
This chat room was just a bunch of social rejects spouting insults at each other until Schmedlap showed up and turned this into a reasonable discourse.
by John Galt July 31, 2004
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