A fast shower where one only washes their privates and pits, etymologically derived from the female anatomy of anus, vagina and arm pits.
Cassie: I'm gonna take a quick shower
Nate: We don't have time!
Cassie: don't worry, I'm just washing my shithole, minge and pits
Nate: so you're having a schmintz rinse?
Cassie: that's what I'll tell everyone I invented! Thanks babe!
Nate: We don't have time!
Cassie: don't worry, I'm just washing my shithole, minge and pits
Nate: so you're having a schmintz rinse?
Cassie: that's what I'll tell everyone I invented! Thanks babe!
by zymr March 31, 2022
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by Boardbuilder January 9, 2018
Get the Schmaltzed mug.1. One who is of the douche clan.
2. When an individual thinks they are funny when they are not.
3. Self absorbed idiot.
4. Using old jokes and trying to convince others that he/she has a thread of originality.
5. Verbal diarrhea.
6. A single middle age man who lives with his parents well past the age a grown man should be living with his parents.
7. Unable to provide for oneself
8. To get stuck working the bakery section of a grocery store.
2. When an individual thinks they are funny when they are not.
3. Self absorbed idiot.
4. Using old jokes and trying to convince others that he/she has a thread of originality.
5. Verbal diarrhea.
6. A single middle age man who lives with his parents well past the age a grown man should be living with his parents.
7. Unable to provide for oneself
8. To get stuck working the bakery section of a grocery store.
"Poor old Matt, he only wanted to get a real job and move out someday, but he's bound to be a schantzel for a long lonely time."
by I think I'm funny March 19, 2007
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Originated in western Pennsylvania. This term describes an individual as either being wasted beyond belief, baked out of their skulls, or generally oblivious and clueless to everything.
by Jack Momma September 28, 2008
Get the Schantzed mug.Schwantz Licker is an ancient term used for anyone who is a douchebag, ass hole, jerk off, etc. Schwantz meaning dick or penis so it's the equivalent to calling someone a dick licker.
Kevin: Hey Chuck why are you a schwantz licker?
Chuck: I don't know why?
Kevin: Cause schwantz is a cock and you love licking cock.
Chuck: I don't know why?
Kevin: Cause schwantz is a cock and you love licking cock.
by Kevin The Body December 16, 2008
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