Fancy Schmancy

ultra fancy, distinguished,

John has on a pair of fancy schmancy pants today.

by Lj LPLJLolaLola February 15, 2017

Schmanta Claus

He is the Jewish Santa guy that eats too much Hallah bread, drank schnapps with the three wise men, gave a dreidle to baby Jesus, put up a xmas tree in the Holy Land, put a with a Star of David on top of the tree, and sings "Ho Ho Hora, Ho Ho Hora." So, he said it was OK to enjoy getting presents and that us kids shouldn't feel guilty enjoying all the fun.

"Yes Virginia, there really is a Schmanta Claus."

by GabbyFinkelsteinkringle September 17, 2006

Planet Schmanet

A mysterious, undiscovered planet farted out by Uranus

Planet Schmanet is inhabited by weirdos.

by Rose likes pie November 10, 2009

SCHMANGO

An elite group of girls who are fantastic at everything. They are unbelievably classy, intellectual, sophisticated, profound, indie, philosophical, rebellious, and artistic. They jump over puddles, poke at fires, run in the night, eat satsumas, and stare at the sky.

SCHMANGO girl: The Atlantic was born today, and I'll tell you how...

Ordinary Person: No it wasn't.

SCHMANGO girl: It's by Death Cab.

Ordinary Person: What the heck is a death cab?

SCHMANGO girl: *facepalms*

by viridescentadolescent March 26, 2011

Schmainis

A female penis. syn: man-gina

That chick's got a huge schmainis!

by Daniel, Joe, Andrew August 2, 2003

schmin

adj. irish slang for ecstacy
vb. to take ecstacy

also spelt smin

that guys schminned out of it

are you schinning tonight?

by mmca June 17, 2008

Schmanting

when one feigns the ability to drink.

" Dude.. i bet that guy 50 bucks i could drink more than he could. I was pissing myself before he caught a buzz, he was totally Schmanting me"

by Corbious Valsciean November 20, 2009