schlorkied

Midwestern slang for when a guy dresses up in a maid outfit and get bum fucked in a bathroom stall

Did you hear about how marcus got schlorkied yesterday?
Yeah pretty wild of him to do something like that.

schlorkied by fliip3 January 21, 2022

schloozer 

A cross between a Schnauzer and a loser.

Have a nice day...schloozer!

schloozer by Ssssashaaaa February 7, 2008

Schlooped 

To brain-fart.

I cant Remember man I’m schlooped

Schlooped by Kydst December 30, 2018

Schlonkey 

When a dick goes up a girls butt so she wont shit straight for a week

Schlon(g)- penis
(Don)key- ass- butthole

David gave Betsy a schlonkey, so she had to got to the doctor and have a rectal xray.

Schlonkey by A-phish January 30, 2010

schlabookie 

A word for when you can't remember what something is actually called.

"Let's go to that Schlabookie Cafe for dinner."

"Leave it on the schlabookie in my office"

schlabookie by BigDealT March 6, 2014

schloopeh 

If your name can not have kinz on the end of it.
If you can't have kinz, you can have cake.

Laurenkinz sounds awkward, so she's Laurencake; therefore Lauren is a schloopeh name.

schloopeh by Amykinz November 6, 2007

schlocker 

I feel the need to elaborate on the shocker..........

The Schlocker: index and middle fingers in the slit, thumb stimulating the clit, and just as she's about to climax, pinky in the trunk. So, much more erotic than the shocker, it's like touching Heaven and reaching for Hell.

schlocker by Miss Behavin' April 26, 2006