schloonbug

A person who acts as if they are cool and funny but is really a faggot at heart.

SchloonBug: Hey Why Is 6 Afraid Of 7, Because 7 Eight 9.
Me:Shut Up You Fuckin SchloonBug

by Zack & Justen October 29, 2004

Schlobbering

To aggressively, violently, yet lovingly, suck someone penis. Usually involves high amounts of spit.

"Susan was Schlobbering all over my dick last night."

by Schlobbering December 2, 2018

schlob

To suck vigorously, insatiably .

Bob schlobbed my nob with a fury.

by jizzlebertus July 24, 2003

schloogan

one who likes to fart in other peoples mouths

i little german kid who farted in another kids mouth and he called himself the schlooganator

by Scott Erichsen February 18, 2009

schloont

variation of schloob and boont in the sense that it can be used instead of any word

what the schloont is schloonting in your schloontin face you schloontin schloonter

by Ixnay Woosgrey June 18, 2009

Schloony

Dreary; rainy.

The weather tonight is schloony.

by jimgoss November 19, 2011

Schloofengirth

(Verb)The act of cupping and gently massaging your buddy's balls

I was going for a jog, when all of a sudden, my buddy schloofengirthed the hell out of me!

by Jmehllymehl April 23, 2013