One renowned as the antithesis of punctuality, and whom takes the act of slacking to an entirely new dimension. The incredible level of slack achieved by this "schlade" has reached such epic proportions that the slacking bar has been raised for stoners everywhere.
"I had plans with schlade at 7:30 so I showed up at 8:45 and he still wasn't there! I guess you can't schlade the schladester."
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i'm going out to get schlagered.
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Schlagnog is served in a shot glass and is prepared like so:
* Drop a dollop of mash into the shot glass
* Carefully pour vodka over until almost full
* Add small cubes of ham (or torn up strips if unavailable)
* A dash of chilli sauce for that extra kick
Usually prepared as a "dare;" if the person to first attempt drinking the Schlagnog spits it out or doesn't manage it in one go, a swift punch to the kidneys is administered, usually as they are still gagging.
Schlagnog is served in a shot glass and is prepared like so:
* Drop a dollop of mash into the shot glass
* Carefully pour vodka over until almost full
* Add small cubes of ham (or torn up strips if unavailable)
* A dash of chilli sauce for that extra kick
Usually prepared as a "dare;" if the person to first attempt drinking the Schlagnog spits it out or doesn't manage it in one go, a swift punch to the kidneys is administered, usually as they are still gagging.
Pagey: Here Ted, I've made you a Schlagnog
Ted: Fucking hell Pagey, what's this shit?
Pagey: It's a Schlagnog you nignog!
Ted: Fucking hell, that's rank! And why have you got your ballbag out?
Ted: Fucking hell Pagey, what's this shit?
Pagey: It's a Schlagnog you nignog!
Ted: Fucking hell, that's rank! And why have you got your ballbag out?
by Handsome Crab August 10, 2010
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Grant: It's Reading Day Eve! Time to get white boy wasted!
Thomas: Nah, dude, let's get schlamboed!
Grant: It's Reading Day Eve! Time to get white boy wasted!
Thomas: Nah, dude, let's get schlamboed!
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