schmammered

The mix between shit faced and hammered.

schmammered to be extremely drunk or intoxicated.

by Samual Pogue August 20, 2008

schlemme

The quick and easy way to say "Should let me". Mostly used in informal situations

Hey man, you schlemme have a bite of that sandwich. I haven't had lunch today.

by FatPanda54 January 13, 2017

schlame

A blend of the words "so" and "lame". So lame= SCHLAME.

I HAVE TO BE HOME AT 9PM TO FEED MY FISH.

YOU'RE SCHLAME, DUDE.

by halestorm47 June 10, 2019

schlamiel

A person who is naturally awkward and or clumsy.

The schlamiel went to get some soup and then spilled it before he got back to his seat.

by zornorf January 7, 2016

shlammed

A vehicle lowered to an impractical height for aesthetic purposes. Often seen laying frame, chucking sparks and taking 6 hours to get into a driveway.

You see that Miata framebanging down the highway? Shit's so shlammed bro.

by PandaIsSatan July 27, 2016

schlammied

to be past the point of drunk and BEYOND the point of schmammered. So intoxicated that one drools all over oneself with no knowledge of the situation. To be completely and uterely retarded

He was so schlammied last night he tried to piss in the sink and flush it when he finished.

by Gang-Beav March 10, 2011

schlemmer

secretive fuck buddy

by Anonymous October 30, 2003