Sprite Dogg

Someone who can fit their penis in a sprite bottle and has room to spare.The user usually owns a chode.

Jack is called sprite dogg because he can some how fit his penis in a sprite bottle

by york hunt July 31, 2008

Megaman Sprite Comic

A webcomic by brotoad. Notable for being the first comic to use actual megaman sprites from the actual megaman video games

It features characters such as:

megaman, a prick-hating robot conceived by dr dad, notable for his catchphrase of "what"
zero, megamans brother who frequently plays b ball and eats b ball pasta
dr dad, megamans and zeros dad you idiot
dogmobile, megamans trusty dog companion, notable for always saying "BARFK BARFK"
uncle proton, megamans uncle who hates the ozone
roll, megamans girlfriend and sister
quickman, a prick

And many more..

Also turned into a game, Megaman Sprite Game, notable for being the first game using actual megaman sprites from the actual megaman computer games.They're all great

Guy 1: Hey man did you see Vinny's stream on the Megaman Sprite Comic yesterday?
Guy 2: Hell yeah

Guy 3: Hey what's the best webcomic
Guy 4: The Megaman Sprite Comic duh
Guy 3: Haha you answered wrong the answer is insert overrated webcomic here
Guy 4: HowDareYouSayThatInMyFaceIWillMurderYouAndDrinkYourBloodLikeDogmobileDrinksToadmansBloodYouPrick

by ThatOneAndOnlyKappa November 30, 2016

Want a sprite cranberry?

A reason to break into someones house to ask a question.

i.e Hey do you want a sprite cranberry?

by Old Memes December 4, 2018

sanitease

A person who only washes their hands in a public bathroom when other people are present with them.

A study shows that 80% of Americans do not wash their hands when they are alone in a public bathroom. They are known as saniteases.

by ChuckD April 23, 2006

Daddy Sprite

Bud Light Lime’s alias. This fruity excuse for a beer is not for kids or the faint of heart. It’s the beverage of choice for New Balance and hiked up white sock wearing dads everywhere.

Slogan: “Obey your dad bod. Drink Daddy Sprite.”

by ThatFriggnGuy July 10, 2018

Crispy Sprite

A Sprite that is especially crisp and delicious, usually served at a McDonalds.

At the end of a long summer day, Jordan took a big sip of his crispy Sprite.

by crispyjenna666 June 14, 2019

Wanna Sprite Cranberry

It's the thirst, thirstiest time, of the year (Ayy, yeah)
I have just one query (What's that?)
Wanna Sprite Cranberry? (Uh-huh)
The answer is clear

Wanna Sprite Cranberry?

by Sprite Cranberry ultamite November 19, 2020