Samp

Past tense of Simp. When a guy has been simping for someone but no longer is.

“Johanna samp so hard for Ludwig”

by Theberlinsimp August 1, 2021

samp

samp is samptheman.

mfs: omg it's samptheman
society: okay
samp: what

by ssssssamp December 30, 2024

Samp

To speedily walk, but not run, usually at abnormally high speeds, as if one is on a mission.
Defined after a certain pilot who walks too fast.

Jim: "Hurry we gotta samp over to the food hall before it closes."
Markiplier: "Was that the bite of '87!!??"

by definetlyhuman April 23, 2025