Vein Stamping

Repeatedly smacking your girlfriend in the lips with your stiff, rigid, veiny penis.

Rachel sucked me off last night. After nutting her chin, I did a little vein stamping. Her lips are a little sore and chapped today.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

unsuccessful simping

To simp as hard as possible and still not "secure the bag".

He just let his crush dye his hair purple and didn't get any action. Bro let shorty come over and fuck his hair but not him. That is the hardest unsuccessful simping I have ever fucking seen.

by TheCouncilButArabic December 23, 2020

slug stamping

"The female equivilent (sic) of Tea Bagging" (according to Wikipedia's entry for "Teabagging" as of 19 March 2009); ergo, the act of pressing ("stamping") the vagina against the mouth or on or around the face (including the top of the head) of another person, often in a repeated in-and-out motion as in irrumatio. This practice can leave a pattern of viscous moisture on the recipient's face or head, vaguely reminiscent of a slight trail of slime a slug would leave were it to travel around someone's face/head.
Although this term is acknowledged in Wikipedia, it does not seem to be prevalent on the internet at this time.

Mary spent quality foreplay time slug stamping Pat before fully grinding her 'gina on her lover's mouth.

by FreePussy Cassini April 1, 2009

Swamping

When you shove your green painted cock in a wet vagina and scream: "This is my swamp now".

I'm not welcome anymore at my girlfriends place ever since her parents saw me swamping there daughter.

by Profes April 21, 2018

Simping

Simping
A male overly catering to the exaggerated emotions of a woman.

A man saying things to a woman he does not believe but only saying them because he thinks that she wants to hear them.

A man tearing down another man just to gain points with females, mainly male bashing females.

Simping
Sweetheart it hurts my heart to see you hurting, you are my rock and if you crumble then I will crumble, our love is the foundation of our everlasting relationship, I'm crying inside...please hold me.

by Maledic July 31, 2018

simping yourself

When you act like a simp and don’t realize it until the act of simping is finished

“Hey michael you were really simping yourself after giving that girl from discoed $200”

“Shit you’re right I’m a damn simp. Fuck”

by Fetty Waped Me November 23, 2019

mushroom stamping

The act of pressing the head of ones penis into another persons forehead or other facial area.

As soon as Ben passed out, Jer proceeded to mushroom stamp him to no avail.

by Snapdragon August 8, 2003