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Samden

Samden is the coolest guy you will ever meet. He is very good with spicy food but sometimes pronounces organisms as orgasms. Dont give up on him. He will be fine.
samden is cool
by unicorndog123450 October 30, 2019
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Sam'D

to be flying turkey slapped across the face with a mildy aroused shlong

the fact that the person who has Sam'D you has a penis or not is irrelevant
person 1:i got Sam'D at work by my boss, all of my co-workers, some chick with big jugs down the street, the policeman who pulled me over and even our dog just now as i walked in the door

person 2:wow sounds like you had one hell of a day

person 1:yea i did...so why are you getting your half erect penis out just now and licking your lips?

person 2:no reason...hey man why don't you close your eyes and i'll give you a surprise
by SAMple1 October 18, 2008
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Samdrews

A complimentary title specific to those with the name Sam. Denotes surprising cunning, fiscal rank, or physical attractivness.
"Hey, Samdrews" said Paul to Sam. Paul respected Sam's intelligence and monetary standings, and so he conveyed this respect by calling his friend, Samdrews.
by Austin Andrews May 13, 2006
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samdish

unit of measurement corresponding to one-fourth the length of foreskin of an average Roman soldier
I'm half a samdish longer than you.
by Sidandsahil April 4, 2011
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Sam'd

Being the perfect level of intoxicated. Being so high that everything you see, touch, hear, feel is absolutely amazing. nothing makes you feel bad and everyone is your friend. Usually happens after smoking a party's worth of dope to yourself. Not to be confused with being Mat'd.
GUY 1: Dude! Did you see Jake and Cody last night?

GUY 2: Yeah they were so fuckin Sam'd last night!
by Grand Master Kush March 4, 2011
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samdrift

A very short and lame drift in a shitty car. They usually vary from about 5 to 13 inches in length and last a second or two. Very unimpressive and stupid. Also gives the samdrift-er self-granted bragging rights, which are extremely annoying, especially to those who may actually know what the fuck they're doing.

If you comment on how lame it is, there may be a sameo followed by being samstanced.
A good way to learn how to samdrift is to play Initial D.
by Clint Torris December 15, 2008
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samdwhich

I misspelled sandwhich :/

But maybe we can say that samdwhich means somebody is being a poopy head. I had a friend named sam. Well they weren’t really my friend, they were kind of mean :( but I hope sam is doing better now, maybe he is a changed man. Maybe he is nicer I mean who knows :)))) anyways if someone is being mean just call them a samdwhich. They might think your silly for badly pronouncing a word but u have nothing to prove to them because they are mean. Call them a samdwhich and walk the hell away!!!
Meanie: hey shorty u suck!

Shorty: hey samdwhich! UR MOM *walks away*

Meanie: oh yeah well u said sandwhich wrong u dummy!

*shorty has left the served and has nothing to prove to this samwhich*
by ieetsoap July 22, 2020
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