swervert

Someone who swerves a lot. Being called a swervert means that you have achieved the maximum amount of swervitude. You can never have too much swerve.

Mark and Braeden are the biggest swerverts I know.

by Big Fucking M November 22, 2012

Sausage Swerver

A woman who swerves sausage (avoids penis).

That chick just blew me out... She must be a sausage swerver.

See that fat bitch with the short hair? She looks like a proper sausage swerver.

by huzinator August 3, 2010

swervin

Being under the influence of large amounts of alcohol or drugs. You can swerve in a car, in the club, at your house. Its whereever.

Nigga. I was in the club straight swervin last nite.

by S Dot. March 2, 2008

swerve on

To get your swerve on means you want to get into doing or enjoying something like going out for a good time.

Come on, I feel like getting my swerve on and doing some partying.

by sevenhn January 9, 2006

Salinas swerve

A unexpected traffic manuver done in Salinas Calif. where as a driver swerves suddenly to avoid any large plastic bag in the streets out of fear of running over a body. This fear is substantiated by the high regard for human life seen in Salnas.

" god i did the wildest Salinas swerve today .. I am not running over some toddler on my way home..you just never know in Salinas.."

by MadelineB February 23, 2008

Swervasaurus Rex

1. When one is intoxicated to the point that they begin staggering and swerving from side to side imitating sounds they believe might have come from a dinosaur.

2. When a man get so much pussy that he can be likened to a predatory dinosaur on the hunt for cunt.

- My Bro was so wasted last night that he turned into a Swervasaurus Rex.

Q: Jake has slept with a different chick like every night this week hasn't he?
A: Yeah man, he is a total Swervasaurus Rex!

by Rawberta Doggins November 17, 2009

Swerving

Swerving and weaving down the road to get through traffic. Also known as driving like a jack ass because where u need to go is obviously more important than where anyone else needs to get to.

He was swerving down the road trying to get to work on time.

by Momma VRose March 26, 2013