Crackpipe Suprise

she's so used to crack that when she gives a bj she tries to light your ballsack and smoke the spunk straight out

Had my first crackpipe suprise last night, This crack whore is crazy man she set my balls on fire and i spunked everywhere

by aidsriddledrob August 24, 2017

suprise sex

Sex that the recipient didn't realize they agreed to.

Chick: "Kobe totally raped me from behind. I didn't want to have sex with him. I'm calling the cops."
Lawyer: "Nah, it was just suprise sex. You were asking for it."
Chick: "Oh, cool."

by poohbah May 24, 2006

bottled suprise

when someone passes gas into a water battle and tightens the cap in order to give to another fellow so that he can smell the stench

joshua ripped supreme ass but carefully stored it in a bottle...he later gave us the bottled suprise and it smelled like rank horse penis

by neez/roddie September 2, 2004

creampie suprise

when u dont pull out when the girl is expecting you to do so

Cindy has quadruplets and a granny sag because Trevor gave her a creampie suprise

by ABloodyBrowneye December 24, 2007

strawberry suprise

You get really drunk and while a girl is hooking up you unbuckle her pants and eat her out and realize their is blood in your mouth and the girl says i am having my period and someone tells moe on you, and that was quiet a suprise to you

Blake got drunk and eat serina out and there was a strawberry suprise, so blake threw up.

by B boy pany April 2, 2008

suprise motherfucker

The phrase that is being said by your girlfriend's father when he caught you having sex that is illegal in seven states.

'Suprise motherfucker.'

by Suprisemuthafacker March 13, 2014

tuna suprise

When in the middle of sexual relations, and panties start to come off. In the middle of this act, a foul odor has arisen out of nowhere. This my friends in tuna suprise.

Tim: So how did things go with Amber last night?

Chris: Well... things went alright until I headed down south.

Tim: What happended? Did she hit ya with the tuna suprise?

Chris: How did you know?

Tim: I fucked her last week.

by Frazier September 3, 2006