J Smacked

When you feel really stupid but not hungover after a night of drinking.

Joe was so J smacked today that he failed all his tests.

by andrew8888 June 14, 2011

we've been smackledorfed

Spongebob's version of Mr. Krabs saying "We've been dooped!"

"We've been smackledorfed!"
"That's not even a word and I agree with you!"

by zxcraous February 11, 2014

smackle

The sound a penis makes when it is slapped against one's forehead.

The sound of a dicksmack.

I heard a smackle in my mom's bedroom.

by Jack January 26, 2004

smackel-jack

Smackel-jacked, Smackel-jacking. - Verb: The hijacking of a microphone or speaking priviledges for the purpose of laying a verbal smackdown upon an opponent.: Knocking one off his/her proverbial high-horse, stealing that which he/she holds dear in an effort to silence from spouting absurdities and ridiculousities.

1. Shaniqwa was smackel-jacked by Darnell for talking nonsense in a chat room by having her microphone blocked and a verbal beating laid on her containing colorful language, humor, and profanity.

2. Taneesha, smackel-jacked Jaheem by putting her hand over his mouth and spending 15 minutes explaining why he was worthless.

3. Michael smackel-jacked Stephanie by speaking softly,thereby forcing her silence in order to hear him reason with her on why she was speaking out of turn.

4. Day'shawn blocked Tyrones microphone in the chat room and took the mic for himself and said, "Shut yo mouth, Beeyotch!! You jus got smackel-jacked, wit the virtual, Pimp Cane."

5. If you dont shut yo' Bitch ass up right now, Imma' gonna smackel-jack yo' ass in front of all yo' peeps, ya heard

6. Did you hear how Bo'keisha was smackel-jacking foo's left and right da other day? Dat was some funny shit, yo.

by Vanilla Infinity January 12, 2009

smacked snack

Any food consumed in direct response to the munchies, which occurs while smacked, or high.

"Man, I've got the munchies! Who wants to go to 7-Eleven for a smacked snack?"

by Skyy321 December 23, 2009

The Smalley effect

When your podcast loses thousands of subscribers, so you jump to YouTube but only end up with a couple dozen stragglers.

David Smalley's Dogma Debate podcast jumped the shark, so he thought he'd try his hand at YouTube. Now his audience is tiny. What an armature! That's The Smalley effect in action.

by mmillennial February 25, 2018

World's Smallest Violin

When someone is whining and you are tired of hearing it, you can play the world's smallest violin to provide musical ambiance to dramatize their annoying whine. This is accomplished by rubbing your index finger and thumb together and saying, "This is the world's smallest violin, and it's playing just for you."

Joshua: "America would be so much better if we were a communist country. Everyone deserves to have equal wages, we are all people and that is true equality."

Jeffrey (rubbing fingers together): "Do you hear that Joshua? I got the world's smallest violin, and I'm playing it just for you."

by AllBastard December 19, 2011