sight sizing

1. Looking at a woman's breasts and being able to tell her cup and bra size

<woman takes off her shirt>

woman:are you good at sight sizing, sir?

man:why yes i actually am. you are about a 34a, right?

woman:thats right. howd you guess?

man:im good at sight sizing.

by Fandangoooooooo September 3, 2006

bonsai sized

A man with a small but well-developed, and aesthetically pleasing penis. Not necessarily a bad thing.

"I'm bonsai sized and proud of it."

by yes juanito yes November 23, 2014

Dark size

Dark size is a commonly used adjective for a man's small pp

Josh: what do you pack
Sam: a dark size

Arrow: i lack a 9 inch

by Not crispedwand February 23, 2020

Circus-sized

Adjective: An unusually massive, circumcised penis. Frequently found on small-framed guys.

I caught a glimpse of that short college wrestler in the showers after working out. His meat was Circus-sized!

by [e-mail] January 23, 2021

Steffi-sized

A word used to describe something small. It was first coined by fourth graders back in 2010 in a small village in Illinois after a small Filipino girl who likes to craft small items.

Oh my God. His dick was so Steffi-sized

by ThatOneAltoSax January 3, 2015

Texas-sized

Adjective used to describe an object, person, place, or idea, that is uniquely large among his/her/its kind, i.e. with a size exaggeratively being compared to the size of the state of Texas.

"Hey man look over there!" *points to the posterior of a very obese black woman sitting down gorging herself on 25 packages of McDonald's chicken selects. "Check out them Texas-sized buns of hers! That's a huge bitch!"

"Dude, you should have seen Jerome get a Texas-sized hit from that awesome gravity bong that I made!"

"(at the baseball game) Now just look at that fat redneck man buy a Texas-sized bladder buster of Dr. Pepper for his 5-month old baby. That is just sad."

"Ron Jeremy may be rather healthy and hideously hairy, but he has a rather Texas-sized holy muscle of love to compensate for his appearance."

"Well Howard, I just took a look at those plans of yours for the new shopping mall complex we are building in town and absolutely admired them. Quite a Texas-sized undertaking I tell you."

"George W. Bush is a man of Texas-sized stupidity."





Mark H. UrbanDictionary contributer since last February.

by Mark H February 19, 2005

Sizing up

The act of checking someone out to see if you can take them in a fight

Chad told me he was sizing up brad and he thinks he can take him.

by DomToretto July 17, 2021